51 definitions by Big Polla

melvintrot

When a person gives a melvin (wedgie) to an unsuspecting soul and proceeds to make them walk forward or lose their cherished jewels.

Bro: "Dude, why are you walking like you've been butt plugged?" Dude: "Fuck Bro, Man crept up behind me yesterday and gave me the ultimate Melvintrot. He made me tiptoe around the block, i'm lucky my sac ain't bleeding!"

by Big Polla October 28, 2011

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Looch

A big, gnarly spit wad with a large green booger in it.

Damn Jared just honked a greasy Looch in his ashtray.

by Big Polla May 9, 2018

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Love Buds

Nipples.

Delcie shivered in ecstasy when I nibbled her love buds.

by Big Polla February 1, 2018

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Scrotum Pole

The corporate ladder of a company run by total dickheads.

Did you get your promotion yet?.... No. I'm still at the bottom of the Scrotum Pole.

by Big Polla November 12, 2017

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POOSTY

A mixture of PEE-YOO and NASTY. A very versatile word that describes anything bad, disgusting or foul.

From behind a bedroom door: Debbie: "Oooh David. Eat my pussy!" David: "sniff sniff {gag} whiff Fuck no bitch, you're POOSTY!! Shmelly ho!!!".......Alan stop farting, you POOSTY fucktard!!.......I can't eat this POOSTY fruitcake!!.......That band sucked last night they were so damned POOSTY!

by Big Polla January 5, 2012

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