THE ASS. BUTT. REAR END.
Timmy and Tommy were fighting and Timmy knocked Tommy on his botch. Tommy lost the scrap and got his botch kicked really good.
a dimwitted person, a simpleton, a dolt, a goof.
'forrest gump' is a movie about the life of a real GUMO.
The weird and visually distorted place one may believe he has arrived to after drinking a potful of espresso and being awake for 3 days in the garage and staring at the rafters while humming loudly lying on a cot.
Teddy: "My goodness Randy, whats wrong with Timmy? Hes humming like a bird and hasnt come out of the garage in 3 days!" Randy: "The fuckbubble drank a whole pot of espresso and thinks hes in SLIKESUNDINE. Hes tripping down a separate mind."
A way of getting back at your woman who is married. You're mad at your woman so you fuck her in the ass on her house boat then you wipe your dick on her pillowcase.
My bitch pissed me off when she said she still loved her husband then we went to her houseboat and I grudge fucked her in the ass. She went to clean her pooper then I wiped my dick on her pillowcase.
A five second or longer fart that sounds like sizzling bacon and burns your asshole and nosehairs when perpetrating such fart.
I cut a long one in bed this morning and it burned my starfish and it woke up my wife. She said to me "I thought I heard bacon cooking and its only your stinkin' stitzzler burning my nose!! You better go wipe, fucker!!"
When a person gives a melvin (wedgie) to an unsuspecting soul and proceeds to make them walk forward or lose their cherished jewels.
Bro: "Dude, why are you walking like you've been butt plugged?" Dude: "Fuck Bro, Man crept up behind me yesterday and gave me the ultimate Melvintrot. He made me tiptoe around the block, i'm lucky my sac ain't bleeding!"
The sound of a Mojave Desert Vulture as he is chomping away on a dead coyote.
My bud and I were hunting rabbit last week in the desert when we heard a sloppy, wet sound from behind a boulder. We peaked around the rock and witnessned these vultures grownching away on a coyote.
