Blort

A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

by coyote420 May 31, 2010

Blort

verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.

The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.

by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018

Blort

An Idiot's spelling of blew, sometimes used by chav's in the north of England

"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"

by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023

Blort

The short wet fart you get sometimes...

*blort* aww man come onn

by Yeetman you July 22, 2021

Blort

This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!

I"ll have a BLORT Please, Toasted and with Mayo!

by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009

Blort

A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.

A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!

by macdude72 March 10, 2009

blort

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009