blort 

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

blort by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009

Blort 

A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

Blort by coyote420 May 31, 2010

Blort 

verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.

The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.

Blort by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018

blort 

blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina

Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.

blort by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

blort 

Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.

Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.

blort by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

Blort 

The short wet fart you get sometimes...

*blort* aww man come onn

Blort by Yeetman you July 22, 2021

Blort 

An Idiot's spelling of blew, sometimes used by chav's in the north of England

"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"

Blort by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023