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lets drink some bleach
by Imlife February 13, 2017
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Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.
P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!
by pinetard January 5, 2010
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Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.
I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.
by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010
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bleachin

when black people modify how it is that they sound, in order to sound more "white"
My frends in the hood always give me a hard time because of how I answer the phone at work. They'll call me and be like "stop bleachin, it's me. you don't gotta answer like that".
by veinteuno February 14, 2014
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bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)
The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.
by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014
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Bleach

Hey man did you drink my bleach?
No. *Vomits.
by poolmanwade July 30, 2016
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Bleach

Religious Guy: "My dear! You forgot to bless yourself with our sacred aqua before entering these grounds"
Atheist Guy : "Chill fam, it's lit. I bathed in some Clorox Bleach last night"
by ChickenNuggetFetish August 4, 2016
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