Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."

by ronald514930 September 11, 2009

battery acid

The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.

Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.

Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.

by Zakarius September 28, 2005

Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.

He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.

by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018

Baby Batter Brewing Station

Another name for the genital area of a man. Mainly his ball sack.

I told my girlfriend if she was thirsty to milk the juices from my baby batter brewing station.

by Damilkman44 September 12, 2010

Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

on the batter

Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.

"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"

by TubberBoy October 24, 2014