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Barbra Walters

by wjc May 8, 2008
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Mason Wasted

The state of being so intoxicated, you have uncontrollable urges to take all of your clothes off, usually in public.
Joe got Mason Wasted and woke up in jail.
by ForDayz December 11, 2010
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helmet washer

someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.
Helen Golich (go lick??)
NYC
by Helen G. November 7, 2003
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Waltersed

Originally coined by University of Arizona fans when Kirk Walters, center, opted out of shooting a wide open 14-foot jumper with 6 seconds left in the second half, down by one point, and decided to pass to freshman Jerryd Bayless who was being double teamed, "Waltersed" is simply the act of making a huge mistake that many people will hate you for years to come because of.
John - Did you see the game last night?

Mark - Yeah, the moron had an easy layup but he pulled up for the 3.

John - I know, he straight up waltersed it.
by CarlositoMacGyver April 13, 2009
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fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.
I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.
by B warden April 1, 2007
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School -- waste of my life

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010
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Waste of Genes

A person who is such an utter failure that his parent's genes (which probably weren't very good to begin with, given the outcome) were wasted entirely. Normally quite dumb, and can have an ego inversely proportionate to how talented he/she actually is. Avoid if possible.
Wow, Ricky just tried to throw his own crap at you? What a waste of genes.

Why is that waste of genes even alive?
by Kaurevir April 12, 2010
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