Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.

Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Noodle Kitty

Someone who accepts a marriage proposal before the proposal is even made.

Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!

Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.

by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009

spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 6, 2011

Noodle Sanchez

A floppy noodle that smells like poop.

Jonathon put his noodle Sanchez in another dude.

by Casey317 April 27, 2022

Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

albanian noodle

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs

"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

by rape=good_health_care November 15, 2017