Splinter me timbers

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

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Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

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Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

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splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

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Splitters

Tits that split. Similar to banana tits, a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions.

(Amanda flashes Greg)

You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...

by Rizznitz June 2, 2018

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