Skip to main content

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.
Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!
by spunkjordan November 4, 2021
mugGet the Stumpsmug.

Crungle stump

A Crungle stump is a pair of balls that are huge,whale sized
by Why would I regret this? January 13, 2023
mugGet the Crungle stumpmug.

stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet
Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!
mugGet the stumped by the trumpmug.

Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.
“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”
by Partchfield May 30, 2022
mugGet the Stumpedmug.

stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin
by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007
mugGet the stump eatermug.

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022
mugGet the stump roadmug.

Stumping

When a person poops into another persons anus.
I stumped Andrew Tregoning and now we are getting married. He loves stumping.
by the Dostine May 29, 2023
mugGet the Stumpingmug.

Share this definition