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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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Stump

Grandpa is a stump.
by Johnny Two-thumbs December 12, 2020
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stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet
Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!
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WOFFEL STUMP

"I had a good woffel stump last night"
by cacadiarehia September 21, 2020
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Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.
“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”
by Partchfield May 30, 2022
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Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm
The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.
Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.
by FyffandSG November 11, 2021
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