Stump

just a useless ass nigga

Man that Johnathan guy is such a Stump

by LatexCondom July 17, 2019

Stumps

The end pieces of a loaf of bread, that still remain in the bag.

I went to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but all the good pieces of bread were gone. Only the stumps were left in the bag.

by Stumpy74 August 12, 2020

Stump

Abbreviation of a Stupid leader of an organization unit, also usuable as verbal e.g. stumping

A Stump doesn´t know, that 80% in Pittsburgh have voted for the Democrats .

by webnic June 02, 2017

WOFFEL STUMP

shower poopy

"I had a good woffel stump last night"

by cacadiarehia September 21, 2020

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 13, 2022

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018