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Soiban

The conscious decision to milk, wrangle, or serenade snakes in a pit of hot vermouth. Chronologically, it was said to have been created by the Patron Saint of Ireland, but historians have found reference to Marco Polo summoning a sidewinder in in Tibet, and such historical figures as Napoleon Bonapart and Alexander the Great have been document in rennaisance painting with coral snakes and cottonmouths. Cotê D'Ivoire practice Cobra serenades. Also ninjas have been known to use this practice as an excercise in discipline and concentration before sword fights.
St. Paddy really Soibaned that rattler.

Those ninjas soibaned some snakes and went to Tael for the afterparty.

I told you Rocca, if you want to Soiban, you need to get behind the snake.
by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011
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soien

A figure of true badassery who knows his way around the kitchen. And likes hot beer
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soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".
The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.
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soirager

/swäˈrājər/ noun: A wild evening party or gathering, typically in a private house and involving the consumption of alcohol, for conversation or music. A closed form compound word derived from “soirée” and “rager.”
I was hungover until, like, 5 p.m., after Krissy's soirager.
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Soint

To aggressively remove something
Get the soint out!
by BlakeRoccoTristen September 8, 2017
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soindly

Giving someone sound without making the noise yourself... I.e hurting someone and making them make a sound for you
I made someone sound soindly today
by West Hatch High Roast November 17, 2017
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Soilutilm

A device used for transferring soil from one place to another, but used speciafically for soil to strain out all the unwanted rocks in the soil and make farmers lives easier
The Soilutilm, the farmers new best friend
by Ally Moore November 21, 2017
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