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Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009
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Ramenflation

The declining purchasing power of the US Dollar as evidenced by the ever-increasing price of once cheap ramen noodles.
Dennis: "I can't believe a package of Oriental Top Ramen is over 40 cents now!"

Ron: "Yep, thanks to the Federal Reserve's non-stop creation of 'money' and the US Government funding endless war with endless debt, we're seeing some serious ramenflation."
by peacechicken April 26, 2013
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2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.
1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock
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