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milk pong

A game originally derived from beirut. The game is played with a triangular arangement of cups filled with milk in either a 3-2-1 or 4-3-2-1 formation. The cups are filled approximately half way with milk. The objective is to throw or bounce a ping pong ball into the opposing teams cups forcing them to drink from the cup and remove it from the formation. The first team to succesfully throw a ping pong ball into every one of the opposing team's cups, wins.
Marissa: Wow, Rob and Jae won 15 games in a row of milk pong.
Jen: Yeah, I know I guess this is what happens when you run out of beer.
by McGrail November 27, 2006
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Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual
i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong
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Giai phong

(VIETNAMESE HISTORY) Vietnamese word for "liberation"; refers to 31 April 1975, when Saigon (Ho Chi Minh City) was captured by the PAVN, ending the Second Indochina War.

The "g" is pronounced like a "y."
For both the Vietnamese and Usonians, Giai Phong was a massive turning point in history. For the Vietnamese, it meant that the huge sacrifices made for independence were crowned with grinding toil, but new dignity as well. For the Usonians, it meant shame and and denial.

The USA entered a long dark night of the soul from which it has yet to emerge.
by Primus Intra Pares July 26, 2010
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phongo

1.the universe and everything. everything and nothing. phongo is also commonly know as "stuff". phongo makes up everything in this and any other parallel dimension.

2.it is also a mixture of orange and grape kool-aid, sometimes further mixed with an alcoholic beverage
1.you and I are made out of tiny particles, also known as phongo.

2.Phongo is delicious with any meal.
by marshello November 25, 2010
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ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro
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Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.
by NutmegSals April 13, 2009
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pong

A verb meaning to beat someone in the testicles with a plank of wood from a picket fence.
Shut up or i'll pong you good!
by Zoronocool March 14, 2004
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