Perfect size

When a girl cares about your feelings and doesn’t want to call your penis small

Yeah my girl said I had the perfect size dick
Uhh that just means it small and she cares about you

by ChaminadeX June 1, 2021

perfect two

Mr and Mrs Strawberry&Banana.

We're the perfect two, baby me and you.

by AsianPursuasion October 17, 2013

Most Perfect Girl

The most perfect girl is a girl that has everything, from beauty to personality. There aren't many of these girls around so fellas if you meet one of these MPG then definitely don't let her get away. These girls come by once in a lifetime and they definitely become perfect wives.

Person A: Have you ever met your Most Perfect Girl?
Person B: Yeah, her name is Rachel Mulfeld

by BoyInLove October 14, 2012

perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.

- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal

by Paul Bird January 22, 2011

perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Perfect 10

When one achieves the rare 8 hours of sleep followed by a morning deuce.

Dude, this morning I scored a perfect 10!

I knew it was gonna be a good day when I woke up to a perfect 10!

Joe- "Why is Becca in such a good mood this morning? She is normally a zombie bitch."
Jen- "She musta scored a perfect 10."

by Miss Skank March 4, 2013

Perfect

a state of completeness and flawlessness

Michael Dirkes, the most perfect person ever.

by you_-_know_-_who November 19, 2010