Paden

A pervert who likes to get down and dirty with all types of men. A paden usually likes using tooth brushes to dig out men’s anus and then uses it for teeth cleaning. Padens usually like to wrestle and squirm around with men in a twin size bed. He has brown hair and brown eyes and has no life and no friends.

Dude my sex Ed teacher tried to do me in the class closet, he’s such a Paden

by anonymous December 4, 2018

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Parent Trap

putting cute pics on dating apps of you with other people's kids, only to caption: NOT MY KID.

It's the manipulative version of 'dudes with dogs' photo con. Basically, the child is there fore him to seem loving and/or wanting kids down the road/marriage material. Like the cute puppy (or fancy car/fake jet, the child is the bait.

I personally find it demeaning to assume all women are so 'simple' or all want to be mothers.

Dude was trying to parent trap me so I left swiped that basic mf so fast!

by rhtjx November 11, 2020

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Pakenham Induction

A code word for a large orgy of professional business member organised when a new employee joins the company

We have prepared a Pakenham Induction for you once you arrive.

by HSP Addict July 26, 2021

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Pakank

Really Weird

Ur a Pakank

by Skittlez March 26, 2003

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palentamosto

one day i know you'll care one day i know i'll stop caring and when that day comes i'll be sure to let you know but for now i can't stop thinking about it and it drives me crazy knowing what happened what could have happened what isn't going to happen and i need to move on because i know i really don't need this but somehow its all i got

it feels like you ripped my heart out and i hope someday you'll care

by anidiot November 15, 2004

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