Scalded Panda

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....

Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...

by Tact123 March 4, 2010

Pandad

pronounced 'Pan-derd'
When black or dark makeup such as mascara runs, creating black circles or random blotches beneath the eye so that the fashion victim resembles a panda

"Why didn't anyone tell me I pandad?!" or "I really hope i don't panda tonight, that could be embarrassing!"

by Aimless Penguin January 25, 2006

Pandanks

When you fill a Maple Syrup blunt wrap with some of that gnar bud, you cookin' up some Pandanks

"Ay nigga we smoking pandanks everyday motha fucka"

-Ronald Dregan

by eThugnasty May 13, 2009

pandalifestyle

Financially free and living life in your own terms.
Used by many who found the formula to generate money online

"I was living paycheck to paycheck until I clicked that link in bio and started living the pandalifestyle." money

by Mr.pandalifestyle July 3, 2016

Man Panda

a man who plays guitar and always wears a rasta beanie or a dc hat.

nate hopper= man panda

by AN_HERO_records August 1, 2008

hey panda

Friendly greeting originating in Halifax, England, primarily used by fans of the band of the same name.

"Hey Panda! how's it going?"

by James Hutton November 13, 2007

Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.

1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "I think you mean pedantic"
1: "case and point"

by RyanAg December 14, 2008