marteen

the enlarged state of an elephant's prostate and testicles. rarely occurs in human cases.

wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!

by shannon sobandos February 15, 2008

marteze

the most amazing man on this earth. such a lover and is so kind- hearted. he is easy to trust because he is so wonderful. he is very intelligent and knows just how to treat his woman. he is very thoughful and cares so much for other people. he truly is, mr. wonderful. i love you baby.

the word marteze can only be used to describe marteze earl, the most wonderful man on earth. best lover, and i get to be loved by him forever.

by ms. leanna marie unverferth February 3, 2010

martese

A wonderful young woman with a heart of gold. Kind, honest and very down to earth. Always speaks her mind and stands by her principles. Phenomenal lover. Her beauty outshines the sun. All the men want her and all the ladies want to be her! Never has her own lighter.

Wow! That darn Martese is incredible. I wish she liked me!

If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!

What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!

by Apple cider 4 December 20, 2016

Munter

Particulrly ugly, old looking female; Not pleasing to the eye. Wretched.

Look at that ugly older Munter next to the bar

by Dick Shonary June 27, 2003

post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.

Feel free to suggest improvements at today's post mortem meeting.

by liz_qa June 22, 2006

Morten

How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.

Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%

by Mortency Manager May 29, 2011

munted inc

South Australian raver crew.

A whole bunch of like minded, and of course open minded Plur friendly ravers, totalling about 40 (figure thought to be correct in mid 2003) Orginally Conceived by "Piero" as a Quiry Nick name for the group of people congregating at the Pizza House on a wednesday, and also as a Name for the members of #sa_ravers on the Austnet Network.

Hey I'm "______" from Munted Inc, It's wicked to meet you, are you having a good day, i hope you are can i perhaps offer a cigarette, a hug, some vicks, a massage maybe ?

by Samuel August 12, 2003