Samuel's definitions

Hooey

phonetically, this word means "prick" (i.e., the vernacular for penis) in Russian, although it is better transliterated as "khuy" or "khui."

"A vot tebe khuy!" (Here's a prick for you!)

by samuel November 11, 2003

Ayashi

If a person is Ayashi, he's always depressed. Has a Guybrush fetish and digs raping Tha Hanzz cause it makes him happy

Ayashi: I'm depressed
Hanzz: Rape me
Ayashi Yes Plz! <3

by Samuel July 15, 2004

jonny woodall

Absolutely fecking gorgeous. <3

Jonny is fit.

by samuel May 8, 2004

Qwert

A severe computer nerd

The qwert spent 82 straight hours playing video games on his computer

by Samuel June 1, 2003

head-chew

A very painful headache.
Comes from the mountain region of Montana where bears often chew the heads of men.

"Stop yelling, I have a bad head-chew."
"Why are you crabbie, is it a head-chew?"

by Samuel May 4, 2004

BNIB

Brand New In Box. Often used in auctions and sales, particularly online.

Auction title: "Adidas Superstars. Mens size 111US BNIB"

by Samuel March 14, 2005

kalin

A noun or adjective used to describe really hot chick.

Did you see that girl, she a real Kalin.

by Samuel April 12, 2005