Major Tom 

An auto-erotic asphyxiation technique using only gravity.
It is performed in three steps:
1) Getting in the Shuttle: Masturbate till you are close to orgasm and then squat down while taking short shallow breaths.
2) Takeoff: As you orgasm, hold your breath and jump up as fast as you can.
3) Being in Space:If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.

"Man I tried a Major Tom last night and it was incredible, but my mom walked in on me covered in my space juices and she might disown me now"

Major Tom by AzeldaTheWise June 30, 2019

major-major

A Filipino slang for huge / enormous or immense. (c. 2010)

This was taken from the common trait of the language of Filipino or some south east asians which repeats the adjective to make it more intense.

literal tagalog translation: malaking-malaki (huge)

In my years of existence in this world, i have not yet encountered one major-major problem in my life, and I thank God for that.

Filipino translation:
Sa mga taon kong inilagi sa mundo, hindi pa ako nakakaranas ng malaking-malaking suliranin sa buhay at ito'y aking ipinagpapasalat sa Panginoong Diyos.

major-major by CyberJake August 27, 2010

Major Factor

Someone in the dope game who is the main man.

Man ya'll small timers can't fuck with me. I'm a Major Factor in this game.

Major Factor by DZWilliams October 28, 2006

D Major in her V Giner 

a penis//dick in a vagina//pussy

Man 1: So what are you two doing after the date?
Man 2: I'm gonna put my D Major in her V Giner
or
I love music. My favorite composition is the one where it goes from D Major into the V Giner

D Major in her V Giner by IzzyP August 8, 2009

Major Falcon

giving someone a reach-around who is totally obsessed with Bruce Willis.

We were watching Die Hard, and the next thing you know, I was giving him a Major Falcon.

Major Falcon by jenn August 16, 2004

cockus majorous 

slang in latin terms meaning a big cock.

I tell my bf he has a cockus majorous.

cockus majorous by mandeena July 20, 2008

Major League Baseball 

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.

man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?

man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.

Major League Baseball by tedsghost August 8, 2008