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Major Tom

An auto-erotic asphyxiation technique using only gravity.
It is performed in three steps:
1) Getting in the Shuttle: Masturbate till you are close to orgasm and then squat down while taking short shallow breaths.
2) Takeoff: As you orgasm, hold your breath and jump up as fast as you can.
3) Being in Space:If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
"Man I tried a Major Tom last night and it was incredible, but my mom walked in on me covered in my space juices and she might disown me now"
by AzeldaTheWise June 30, 2019
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