CyberJake's definitions

potato chip

- a person who's in front of the COMPUTER all day.

another version of the word couch potato (w/c means in front of the TELEVISION all day.)

- Oh you little geek, you've been chatting and browsing the net for 12 hours straight! You're such a potato chip!

by CyberJake June 11, 2006

forum hopping

from the word forum hop

-- Being active simultaneously to different message boards. Hopping from one online forum to another using alt-tab keys and without logging out.

Sorry i didn't notice your shout, i'm posting in another forum. I'm forum hopping.

by CyberJake December 4, 2006

Forum Hop

Joining different online forums or message boards. Logging in from one Online community to another, or being active member to at least 3 online communities.

Forumer 1: Hey, I can see that CJ is online.. and yet he's not answering my private message.

Forumer 2: Don't mind him, he's in multitasking mode.. probably posting in snother message board. He is forum hopping,

by CyberJake November 25, 2006

sleeping giant

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.

Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.

Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".

by CyberJake July 26, 2005

major-major

A Filipino slang for huge / enormous or immense. (c. 2010)

This was taken from the common trait of the language of Filipino or some south east asians which repeats the adjective to make it more intense.

literal tagalog translation: malaking-malaki (huge)

In my years of existence in this world, i have not yet encountered one major-major problem in my life, and I thank God for that.

Filipino translation:
Sa mga taon kong inilagi sa mundo, hindi pa ako nakakaranas ng malaking-malaking suliranin sa buhay at ito'y aking ipinagpapasalat sa Panginoong Diyos.

by CyberJake August 27, 2010

maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005