Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.
Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.
by AKACroatalin October 27, 2016
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There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards
After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker
After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker
by milkytea May 7, 2018
Get the monster fucker mug.1. To cancel on plans or an obligation, usually last minute.
2. To cancel on a planned event without prior and/or legitimate notice. Can involve refusal to repay tender received for said event and requires lack of empathy for persons anticipating your arrival. (In regards to the usual behavior of artist, Monxx)
2. To cancel on a planned event without prior and/or legitimate notice. Can involve refusal to repay tender received for said event and requires lack of empathy for persons anticipating your arrival. (In regards to the usual behavior of artist, Monxx)
by TayDrew October 1, 2018
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by Scootero June 4, 2021
Get the National fag month mug.A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.
My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.
by ShinCookie August 3, 2016
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Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
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by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021
Get the Monoclephobia mug.Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019
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