itchyballitis

when ones scrotam is itchy and needs to be scratched. Usually caused by intercorse with someone with crabs, or lack of cleaning of genitalia.

After a week without showering, I had sick itchyballitis.

by joe shmoezal June 9, 2007

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Itchgasm

An itching orgasm; caused when you get thorny, then you must scratchsterbate, which causes you to have an itchgasm. When you get an itchgasm, you have to itch yourself so hard that you get to a point where it feels so good that you just cant stop.

Guy 1: Aw, dude, I was so thorny last night, I just had to scratchsterbate, and I had the best itchgasm. Yeah, that itch really outdid itself this time.

Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by Spritzey the Fairy April 23, 2013

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Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

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Itchy Date

An itchy Vagina

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!

by BiffTastic March 4, 2019

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The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.

Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!

by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008

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Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

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