Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch wh

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021

Change Itch

When you are into melancholy due to sudden change in your routines and keeps you irritating 24/7.

I was delighted over the period of days and all of sudden it was a Change Itch which made me downcast and pissed off.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 22, 2011

itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 8, 2022

mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.

Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 5, 2010

itch-ray

also see: car slut definition #1. or car tart.

if booboo wasn't such an itch-ray, maybe he'd have a friend.

by boobah March 28, 2005