Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.
Kicks Kirk's butt.
Little hair.
Real name is Patrick Stewart.

Ok, that's it.
La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.

by Russ Man July 31, 2005

George Jones

A popular country singer.

George Jones is a country singer. I like him.

by Russ Man July 31, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

dumbass who ruined the Orange Bowl with her non-singing.

I loved the Orange Bowl.
I hate Ashlee Simpson

by Russ Man July 31, 2005

itchy

irritation of the skin usually caused by dry skin cells

Alleriges give me itchy skin.

by Russ Man August 02, 2005

anime

soap operas for kids

Person 1: Don't leave me Jack!
Jack: Shut up you *****!

by Russ Man July 31, 2005