human

1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be.

2. Something racists just can't realize.

3. The root of all problems.

1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water.

Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.

Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.

2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

human

Although one of the weaker creatures, they managed to survive by using their intelligence instead of their strenght... most wild creatures.. even an pig can take on an human easily but humans have outsmarted other creatures and conquered the world..

by Alessio October 20, 2003

Glorious Human

The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.

Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.

by ayyoyupthatsme July 16, 2021

human shield

Some goon used by an evil guy to protect himself from enemy fire. Usually gets killed as soon as he is taken as a shield by multiple rounds of fire.

The villain is suddenly caught by an undercover agent who starts firing everywhere to kill his henchmen. The villain then uses the closest surviving henchman as a human shield in order to make his escape, just as the hero suddenly decides to fire at the villain.

by Exor January 19, 2004

human nature

1. The one reason there will never be world peace. See politician.

Human nature accounts for the flaws in this and every other society that has ever existed before us and will ever exist long after we have departed this world.

by OmniScourge January 31, 2005

human

A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.

All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.

by George September 14, 2003

Human Situation

A course that all Honors students at the University of Houston’s Main Campus must take. Human Situation students are required to read several books and write interpretive essays on them. Can be abbreviated as Human Sit. Human Situation is a major source of stress for students and is responsible for one in every three visits to CAPS.

“Zeus bless those poor, unfortunate souls in Human Situation.”

“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”

“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”

by Omegan2021 October 25, 2017