idonthavaname's definitions

telemarketer

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.

2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.

3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.

"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."

by idonthavaname July 19, 2006

phone

1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.

2. Something teenagers use far too much.

-Phone Rings-

Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

peace

1. Something the human species speaks much of, but still does not have the mental capacity to put down the damn guns and look at a different perspective of diplomacy.

You won't get peace until you stop fighting, you can't fight for peace.

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname September 9, 2008

guaranteed

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

SUV

1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE

2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.

Coupes and sedans pwn the SUV.

Seriously people, what the hell...SUVs are gay.

by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

Role Playing

Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.

It's easy to understand why nerds and other losers of the like spend most of their time role playing, pretending to be magical elves and shit on the internet; their pretending to be someone their not. Lol...

by idonthavaname August 3, 2007