idonthavaname's definitions
1. A loser who walks on red carpets and gets more eyes than a Shelby Cobra.
2. Someone who gets money that they don't deserve.
3. Someone who is perceived a deity in American culture.
2. Someone who gets money that they don't deserve.
3. Someone who is perceived a deity in American culture.
Stop focusing on celebrity issues. Who cares who got married/divorced/cheated on/or has a baby, everyone else does!
And for those damn teenage girls: Ignore these people, they are not important, they are not a role model who you believe is posisitive influence.
I condemn celebrities because they are stuck-up morons who can't do anything good for the world and are a distraction to real issues. They are artificial people, and I am not jealous of them, just don't pay any attention to them, and anything so see in a damn supermarket or whatever, don't buy it if you see their name/face on it. It's pointless shit, really, it is...
And for those damn teenage girls: Ignore these people, they are not important, they are not a role model who you believe is posisitive influence.
I condemn celebrities because they are stuck-up morons who can't do anything good for the world and are a distraction to real issues. They are artificial people, and I am not jealous of them, just don't pay any attention to them, and anything so see in a damn supermarket or whatever, don't buy it if you see their name/face on it. It's pointless shit, really, it is...
by idonthavaname August 4, 2006
Get the celebritymug. A fun activity joined by all human fools around the world. It is time to time (actually all the time) large-scale, but also practiced as a mini-series. We call it "domestic-violence" :D :D
Peace is a goal thats usually used to justify starting war.
"Oh, weh weh! We want peace, lets start a war to GET there!"
Peace is a goal thats usually used to justify starting war.
"Oh, weh weh! We want peace, lets start a war to GET there!"
Did you know that no other species other than humanity practices war? I guess you can say the battle between black and red ants is war, but without blowing shit up.
Face up to this shit; you have failed before you started...human fucks.
Face up to this shit; you have failed before you started...human fucks.
by idonthavaname July 11, 2007
Get the warmug. 1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning
*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*
--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!
--What's that mean!
--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.
--Oh.
*house burns down*
--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!
--What's that mean!
--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.
--Oh.
*house burns down*
by idonthavaname August 14, 2006
Get the smoke detectormug. 1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
by idonthavaname August 24, 2006
Get the televisionmug. 1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
-Phone Rings-
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
by idonthavaname August 2, 2006
Get the phonemug. by idonthavaname September 9, 2008
Get the apocalypsemug. by idonthavaname October 5, 2006
Get the guaranteedmug.