idonthavaname's definitions

SUV

1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE

2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.

Coupes and sedans pwn the SUV.

Seriously people, what the hell...SUVs are gay.

by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

Role Playing

Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.

It's easy to understand why nerds and other losers of the like spend most of their time role playing, pretending to be magical elves and shit on the internet; their pretending to be someone their not. Lol...

by idonthavaname August 3, 2007

guaranteed

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

peace

1. Something the human species speaks much of, but still does not have the mental capacity to put down the damn guns and look at a different perspective of diplomacy.

You won't get peace until you stop fighting, you can't fight for peace.

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname September 9, 2008

phone

1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.

2. Something teenagers use far too much.

-Phone Rings-

Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

smoke detector

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning

*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*

by idonthavaname August 14, 2006