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telemarketer

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.

2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.

3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.
"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."
by idonthavaname July 19, 2006
mugGet the telemarketermug.

television

1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.

2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.

3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
by idonthavaname August 24, 2006
mugGet the televisionmug.

smoke detector

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning
*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*
by idonthavaname August 14, 2006
mugGet the smoke detectormug.

celebrity

1. A loser who walks on red carpets and gets more eyes than a Shelby Cobra.

2. Someone who gets money that they don't deserve.

3. Someone who is perceived a deity in American culture.
Stop focusing on celebrity issues. Who cares who got married/divorced/cheated on/or has a baby, everyone else does!

And for those damn teenage girls: Ignore these people, they are not important, they are not a role model who you believe is posisitive influence.

I condemn celebrities because they are stuck-up morons who can't do anything good for the world and are a distraction to real issues. They are artificial people, and I am not jealous of them, just don't pay any attention to them, and anything so see in a damn supermarket or whatever, don't buy it if you see their name/face on it. It's pointless shit, really, it is...
by idonthavaname August 4, 2006
mugGet the celebritymug.

peace

1. Something the human species speaks much of, but still does not have the mental capacity to put down the damn guns and look at a different perspective of diplomacy.
You won't get peace until you stop fighting, you can't fight for peace.
by idonthavaname August 2, 2006
mugGet the peacemug.

guaranteed

A term incredibly overused in advertising.
"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"
by idonthavaname October 5, 2006
mugGet the guaranteedmug.

apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.
Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...
by idonthavaname September 9, 2008
mugGet the apocalypsemug.

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