Definitions by idonthavaname

apocalypse 

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

apocalypse by idonthavaname September 9, 2008

Role Playing 

Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.

It's easy to understand why nerds and other losers of the like spend most of their time role playing, pretending to be magical elves and shit on the internet; their pretending to be someone their not. Lol...

Role Playing by idonthavaname August 3, 2007

war 

A fun activity joined by all human fools around the world. It is time to time (actually all the time) large-scale, but also practiced as a mini-series. We call it "domestic-violence" :D :D

Peace is a goal thats usually used to justify starting war.
"Oh, weh weh! We want peace, lets start a war to GET there!"

Did you know that no other species other than humanity practices war? I guess you can say the battle between black and red ants is war, but without blowing shit up.

Face up to this shit; you have failed before you started...human fucks.

war by idonthavaname July 11, 2007

anthropocentric 

1. The idea that the universe revolves around humanity and humanity's interests.

Unfortunately, almost the entire human population, with the exception of some brave-hearted environmentalists, believe that humanity is more important than ANYTHING. Go ahead, kill as many zebras you need to make your goddam line of fashionable coats. OH, POOR ZEBRA! BUT NICE COAT! :D :D :D!

-Now, if it were not for animal protection laws by a few people who CARE, then this would happen all the time.

The more reason humanity deserves total eradication.

Stupid anthropocentric people!

anthropocentric by idonthavaname January 1, 2007

SUV

1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE

2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.

Coupes and sedans pwn the SUV.

Seriously people, what the hell...SUVs are gay.

SUV by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

guaranteed 

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

guaranteed by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

American Car 

A system of parts created in America in order to get from point A to Point B. In fact, its the least it can do; spend $35,000 on a chunk of steel that could fit a circus and takes more fuel to get to the corner grocer if compared to the amount of fuel needed to get to the moon.

Stay away from American cars. Mercedes-Benz was the first; I think by now you realize who knows how to engineer.

American Car by idonthavaname October 1, 2006