The greatest institute of higher learning in the state of Texas. Far more advanced than any of those other so-called "nationally ranked" Texas schools like TU, or the school with the gaggle of maroon attired morons. The U of H mascot is a fierce predator, and the University's hand symbol is "The Shocker," a popular and entertaining sex act. The only downside to this august bastion of knowledge in the south is the fact that it nearly requires committing a murder in order to find a parking space on the primarily commuter campus.
"An Aggie, a Longhorn, and a University of Houston Cougar walk into a bar..."
by Rsxman November 10, 2007
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Smart enough to get into UT or A&M but too scared to leave your hometown. UH Is still a great school with excellent academics and sports, and a rising social scene but still an underrated school that’s seen as a commuter school by other colleges. Hopefully this will change tho
University of Houston is underrated
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
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A school located near the third ward in Houston Texas. The student population ranges from lower class citizens, international students, and washed up young adults. If you thought the University of Texas was liberal, UH is 10x more liberal. If you’re an affluent white, and conservative or even independent student then you’ll be looked down upon here. The only thing this school has to offer is it’s above average business school, and nationally ranked football team. Other than that you’re essentially going to be attending a liberal concrete jungle. The campus is boring and even gloomy, the teachers are all progressive and indifferent, and the students are anti social and nerdy. Your classmates will range from that occasional but rare dime piece, to your typical 50 year old creep. Honestly UH is a joke and I’d rather attend Sam Houston or even community college than attend this place.
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by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
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Smart enough to get into UT or A&M but too scared to leave your hometown. UH Is still a great school with excellent academics and sports, and a rising social scene but still an underrated school that’s seen as a commuter school by other colleges. Hopefully this will change tho
University of Houston is underrated
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
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