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Redneck hillbilly 

A person who from birth is involved in weird things such as hunting fishing, and other wierd things like noodling and muddin'. A very funny person who likes Larry the cable guy. Great conversation people who do a lot of stupid stuff. Not the sterio type of idiotic person who does not know anyhting about the modern world relatively smart and has a decent education.
Sydney: So what did you do this weekend?
Valerie: I went muddin' and went deer hunting with my brothers.
Sydney: Your such a redneck hillbilly!
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White Hillbilly Trailer Trash 

Peoples of all colors, ancestries, nations, creeds and clans. Although usually of White Anglo Saxon

Protestant background born in the U.S.A., can also be any color of the rainbow. Most tend to have had ancestors from "across the pond", to include Western through Eastern Europe. Extremely Celtic, Rushky Germanic and Norse. The majority of White Hillbilly Trailer Trash have ties with family in The Ozarks, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, and points North. Heavy concentration of these peoples in Orange Co., Ventura, Oxnard, Bakersfield and Oildale CA. (Capitol of Methamphetamine cookers and distribution centers including The Kern Co. Sheriff's Office all with Okie roots. Most all White Hillbilly Trailer Trash whatever their pigmentation have an Okie Pride about them. They enjoy sweet sugary soft drinks, such as Mountain Dew, Grape and Strawberry soda, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper Coca Cola and Root Beer. Sweet Iced Tea is a must! Many are Church goers yet some are heathen. They have washers, dryers, deep freezers and refrigerators on their front and back porches or out in their yards usually with 4 or more junk yard cars. Lot's of kids, dogs, cats and chickens with an occasional horse, mule or donkey thrown into the mix.
Boy oh boy...them Okies from Bakersfield and Oildale sure is some White Hillbilly Trailer trash. Bet they got kin folk up in the Lake Isabella Area and The Kern River Valley. Yee Haw, let's have some pop!

Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly 

A Man/Woman who lives in a trailer park And/Or mountains and is the lowest grade of white trash
Guy 1: Yo bro have you seen Randal dis dude

Guy 2: - say no more about that Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

Hallucinating Hillbilly 

An amazingly horrible shot combination known to make your head spin and stammer on like a "hillbilly". Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, belief you are Ricky Bobby, picking up fat chicks at the bar, and talking to a miniature green version of Dale Earnhardt with wings floating above your shoulder.

To make mix one shot of Absinthe with one shot of Jack Daniels or any other American Whiskey of your choice.
"Speigs just ordered a Hallucinating Hillbilly!!"

"What?! No! Stop him! You remember last time he party rocked like this?"

"To late... Put the fat bitches on alert."

Michigan hillbilly 

A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.
1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)

2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.

Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!

BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS 

COON NUNES, OR GRAVEY DAVEY IS A FAGGOT FOR BELIEVING THERE IS SUCH A THING OF "GANGS" (Bloods and or Crips) IN THE TOWN OF BURRILLVILLE

ex: "Im gonna my set up on your ass for disrespecting my blood brothers"

ex #2: "BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT"

ex #3: If "he" reads this..."YO IMA GET MY BURRILLVILLE GANGS ON YOU NIKKA, AND IMA FIND YOU AND SLIT YOUR THROAT"
ex #4: "Hi, my name is ____ and Im an alcoholic, I smoke "weed", no Im lying, I smoke Cloud Nine, that doesnt show up in piss tests because Im a loser. I believe in BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS, and that Im apart of them. (: