hard brexit

When a man pulls out after anal sex and his penis is quickly followed out by a big turd that has been lubricated by his ejaculate.

I was doing Debbie up the arse last night but when I pulled out she did a Hard Brexit all over my sheets!

by HoopeyPoops June 9, 2017

hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.

Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺

by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016

Hard Core Soft Porn

A mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional First Born Unicorn era of filmography and photography.

Culturally aware conversationalist #1: "Can't get that Hard Core Soft Porn out of my head..."

Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."

by IntellectualRapist December 17, 2012

Hard bodies

Am older term used to describe a very physically fit and beautiful person.

Damn that girl is one of the best hard bodies I've seen !

by dragonboy8586 December 12, 2019

hard drugs

A hard drug is a scary substance with a high potential for abuse, death, or severe addiction. Trying these drugs can lead to a sad life as a junkie.

Examples of hard drugs include crystal meth, heroin, cocaine, opium and most things that require you to use a needle.

by ugspuggle March 23, 2010

hard piss

when you have to push your erect penis painfully all the way down in order to aim at the toilet and wait rather a long time to let it flow

Jim had to suffer a hard piss after jacking off to pornography magazines.

by J00shua December 8, 2007

hard of hearing

A person who isn't deaf, but nor are they hearing. Often a hard of hearing person will feel like they have a "foot on both sides of the fence." Many people make the incorrect assumption that a hard of hearing person can hear everything, only less loudly. Group situations are very difficult for hard of hearing people, so many will avoid them.

When you're speaking to a hard of hearing person, you should be facing them, speaking in a clear, even voice, and make sure that you're annunciating your words properly.

by Maura T. January 9, 2009