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Handjob Fritz

Just a random defintion made by a college student at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville on Saturday April 16th at 11:06pm.

(i hate you Yuki -.-)
He is known as "Handjob Fritz" around the college.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.
by aweirdguy69 April 16, 2022
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Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.
Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022
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Handjob

To fap on someone, specifically another man.
Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
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Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.
Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice
by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018
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handjob

A job you do with your hands
The hot guy just got a handjob!
by 87r&U]|X7\9jB`y_8Vj June 14, 2025
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Handjob

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man’s penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.
Gabby and her boyfriend, Dj went camping together near a lake by themselves. Gabby and Dj were sitting by the campfire and got really bored. Then, suddenly, Gabby placed her hand on Dj’s pants and start undressing him. Dj was grinning and got a boner. Gabby started giving him a handjob. She rubbed his penis up and down until Dj cummed on Gabby’s shirt.
by Dickyiuh April 5, 2023
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Battle Creek handjob

A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley
by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025
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