Golden Pony

when during the course of butt sex the man pisses in his partner's ass. The partner can either be female or male. This is associated with Golden Showers, but is inherently different and possibly the opposite

Andrew - YO MENG did you hear that I gave my girlfriend the wettest and dirtiest golden pony ever!!

Boy#2 - hey dude did you hear about this new fab? Its call golden pony and all the ladies love it

by Kyle the Ginger December 18, 2008

golden silence

when a blonde is not speaking

Hear the golden silence

by R M E August 1, 2008

Golden Vazquez

The act of peeing on someone with a large head

Boy I really Golden Vazquez'd that chick with freakin' large head

by Golden Vazquez Luva July 7, 2011

A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013

tulsa golden hurricane

when three or more men run around a woman while simultaneously urinating on her face

When Pat and his seven roommates came over last night I had the highest class tulsa golden hurricane of my life.

by Show me your tits November 17, 2009

Golden Showers

Pissing on someone (can be in their face, mouth, on their body, on their p**sy, etc.), usually a form of sexual domination/humiliation, or the fulfillment of one's own sexual desires for perverse gratification.

Lisa was soaked in golden showers from the other members of the orgy. She felt like she had drank gallons of the tangy liquid.

by FreakLesboCutie March 9, 2009