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Fragon

A term for an idiot who doesn't know anything.
Tom: Hey bob what's 2 + 2? I forgot
Bob: You're a fragon.
by Billy230 March 1, 2022
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Frig

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by Kaksk March 5, 2022
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Frigger

The term used to define a fridge and freezer
“N**ger go get me a pepsi from the Frigger”
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Friga

When somebody is being a little shit.
"you little friga"
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firgoy

A word that a girl used because she can’t spell. Must be all that ass hello kitty and ass pou.
I firgoy my notebook!
by Luffy is Goat May 29, 2022
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fridgometric system

/ frihjh·ow·mEt-rik ,sih·stuhm /

noun

The FRIDGOMETRIC SYSTEM is a unit of measurement founded to determine a universal and accurate measurement of fun. It is unique in all aspects to previous measurements of fun because it disregards the historical aspects of danger and dollars to just focus on dopamine intensity. the FRIDGOMETRIC SYSTEM succeeded the Gushuez system used in most areas of Southeast Texas.

The evolution of the FRIDGOMETRIC SYSTEM began in the late 20th century, but it has roots in other systems of measurement, namely the that used by the Braniffites. Chief among the experiments using the braniffine system was the testing of Tequila’s impact on gravity and Beach-18s in Falcon Lake, Mexico.

The FRIDGOMETRIC SYSTEM has now become widely accepted because of it’s undeniable accuracy. The only criticism is that it tends to actually under measure the actual fun in anticipation of future fun, which is mathematical corrected by f/2^ec ( where f= 1 fridgometre and ec= 1 dashielogram).

The units of measurement are as follows:

- fridgometre = base unit
- gusometre = 1/13 fridgometre
- chasogram = 4 fridgometres but lacks self-control
- dashielogram = while technically not a unit, it is an exponential factor applied to the fridgometre to amplify/decrease toward the desired outcome

Studies on the impact of the fridgometre on memory and the liver have been dismissed as conspiracy theories by users of the FRIDGOMETRIC SYSTEM.
At our most recent LUNCH Charles forgot our scribe who would record our ideas and rate the experience by fridgometric system standards, so therefore have no idea what was solved.

Ernie put too many dashielograms in the last telling of the tales of the exploits of the Chamonix Crew and how many fridgometres they expended in France.

A fire possum weighs 2 chasometres…
by Mr-Gus May 30, 2022
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Frigge Karlsson

Frigge Karlsson is a mountain-like person who is probably the strongest man on earth. He is also famous for knocking out Hugo on football practice, when Frigge caught him off-guard during a battle for the ball. Frigge is also father to the famous goalkepper Nagga Karlsson.

He is also famous for being the owner of Hårdrockens dag. A famous tradition in Sweden created by Hugo, William, Oscar and Melker.
Hey have you seen Frigge Karlsson recently?
Yes, who the fuck hasn't?
by carlhugo12 May 31, 2022
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