Crunchy balls

What happens to you when you don't shower for few days and the sweat and dirt collaborate on your ballsack making them crunchy.

I got crunchy balls from my dirty nut sack .

by Assbark January 30, 2010

Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) October 6, 2008

council gritter

Anus
Council Gritter= Shitter

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!

by Baldrick March 28, 2005

Cronch

The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way

Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum

"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."

by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010

Crispy Crunch

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.

As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.

by gmatt January 14, 2009

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013