cockscarcity

A limited amount of decent cocks.

This club is suffering a serious cockscarcity.

by pudgy panda February 11, 2015

cockscuss

The pain a man receives by getting a penis implant

Zach let out a huge cockscuss embarrassing his mother when he revived his penis implant

by Miss-Bliss November 21, 2017

Chockslip

Someone who uses bars of chocolate to pleasure themselves through the anal cavity or the vaginal hole.

I walked in and she was using a Aldi’s own kitkat to do herself, man she’s such a chockslip, it was kind of a turn on so I joined in and now she can’t get it out.

by Slapstickcoffe February 15, 2018

cocks you said?

A typical response where you just randomly bring it up when you’re having a conversation with someone.

“Hey have you seen that new movie that came out last week?”

“Cocks you said?”

by Unkownthedown September 15, 2018

Cocksickle

During the winter, a man is likely to feel his dick getting cold. Having a boner while your cock is cold, is called a cocksickle (may be smaller than normal erections due to the low temperature.)

Gary: "Man, i was able to maintain a boner all through the winter night!"
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."

by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018

Cocksgiving

It's when you have a orgy on Thanksgiving.

Let's have a cocksgiving.

by My huge cock December 6, 2018

cockscomb

A rooster or cock’s little red hat.

Boi that cock has got a huge cockscomb.

Oi I thought they were just little red hats?!?!!!

by BB’s Boy March 6, 2019