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Craptastic

The antinymn for fantastic. Something that is so crappy that it requires a tastic after it, usually used to denote something unlucky.
I just lost my keys. CRAPTASTIC!
by essedubs November 4, 2009
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Craptacular

When someone who was once great doesn't know when to throw in the towel, and they keep subjecting the public to their crap, time and time again, diluting their once great reputation.
Craptacular is Michael Jordan's time spent in Minor League baseball.

Did you see Ringo Starr's latest performance on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart? Yes, it was craptacular.
by Genius Deferred January 16, 2010
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crapid

i feel so sorry for him, i cant believe he is crapid
by blubber123 January 18, 2011
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Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.
Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.
by Craptologist March 2, 2011
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craptask

Noun: a task that is done other than pooping whilst on he toilet, such as reading the newspaper.
Verb: to do a task other than defecate whilst on the toilet.
N: dude, I'm so slammed for homework!

Just do it on the toilet dude, its a craptask.
V: In order to make better use of my time, I'm going to craptask by doing my homework on the toilet.
V2: Dude what is taking you so long?!

Chill, bro, I'm craptasking. ill be out in an hour.
by laxmonster March 28, 2011
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Craptaclism

A hopeless situation in which all systems are fubar and admistrators ass is bright red and in pain. 2011 (n.)

(Syn.) Ass-rape, Xiotech

(Origin) From Late American slang crap, "defecate" 1846 (v.)and "things cast off or discarded" 1898 (n.) here creatively merged with "cataclysm" from Gk. kataklysmos whose "principal sense is "down," but with occasional senses of "against" or "wrongly." 1855 (n.)
A simple single XIOTech disk failure at 3AM became a total craptaclism because their script looped infinitely.
by shdighan March 30, 2011
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Craptate

Verb

To craptate: when something starts being really good and ends being a complete piece of crap.
They have craptated Falling Skies (a TV Show).
by pirri October 18, 2011
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