Craptologist's definitions

Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.

Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.

by Craptologist March 2, 2011

butt zits

The little, annoying flaws you find when you dig deeper into something that's beautiful on the surface... like a woman who looks gorgeous clothed, but has a pimply butt when you get her undressed.

OS X Leopard is beautiful on the surface, but it's still got a few butt zits to be sandpapered off in the next release.

by Craptologist January 12, 2008

dopplegang

Getting gang-banged by identical triplets or quadruplets.

The Johnson boys doppleganged Theresa the other night.

by Craptologist January 13, 2008