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Definitions by Craptologist

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.
Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.
Craptalog by Craptologist March 2, 2011

dopplegang 

Getting gang-banged by identical triplets or quadruplets.
dopplegang by Craptologist January 13, 2008

butt zits 

The little, annoying flaws you find when you dig deeper into something that's beautiful on the surface... like a woman who looks gorgeous clothed, but has a pimply butt when you get her undressed.
OS X Leopard is beautiful on the surface, but it's still got a few butt zits to be sandpapered off in the next release.
butt zits by Craptologist January 12, 2008