Craptologist's definitions

butt zits

The little, annoying flaws you find when you dig deeper into something that's beautiful on the surface... like a woman who looks gorgeous clothed, but has a pimply butt when you get her undressed.

OS X Leopard is beautiful on the surface, but it's still got a few butt zits to be sandpapered off in the next release.

by Craptologist January 12, 2008

Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.

Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.

by Craptologist March 2, 2011

dopplegang

Getting gang-banged by identical triplets or quadruplets.

The Johnson boys doppleganged Theresa the other night.

by Craptologist January 13, 2008