Craptaclism 

A hopeless situation in which all systems are fubar and admistrators ass is bright red and in pain. 2011 (n.)

(Syn.) Ass-rape, Xiotech

(Origin) From Late American slang crap, "defecate" 1846 (v.)and "things cast off or discarded" 1898 (n.) here creatively merged with "cataclysm" from Gk. kataklysmos whose "principal sense is "down," but with occasional senses of "against" or "wrongly." 1855 (n.)

A simple single XIOTech disk failure at 3AM became a total craptaclism because their script looped infinitely.

Craptaclism by shdighan March 30, 2011

Crapitalism 

An unsustainable system in which the Western 'Democracies' live under that are in the last throes of extinction using outdated unworkable methods of energy supply, natural resources exploitation and rigged-markets with fiat currencies pretending to be a free-market. The most unproductive of society 'make' the most money and those people that create real wealth, known as the working-poor are delegated to greater levels of debt. Thieving international Banksters are given the greatest rewards under a system of Crapitalism.

Crapitalism's educational systems are exclusive by being prohibitively expensive to keep brain-dead middle classes in work via their network of kakistocracy. Education is an almost useless and financially non-viable endeavour for entering the workforce to the lower classes, without a network of wealthy and well-connected cronies to hand them jobs and therefore becomes systemically pointless. Education becomes a right of passage to those that can afford it, but they are not actually qualified and are therefore unfit to make Capitalism function.

Crapitalistic ideas are kept alive by a monopolistic media which creates unbelievable propaganda to further this Zombie System, it only looks alive to the equally brain-dead supporters Sheeple of this Crapitalistic system as they are also robbed under the guise of a GFC which they cannot recognise as a Depression leading to the eventual total systemic collapse of Crapitalism and their own downfall.

I no longer recognise the system which we live under, it's a total mish-mash of lies, cheating, stealing and the rule of law has just become a joke. This is total Crapitalism.

I work 70 hours a week earning an average wage and living a very modest lifestyle and I still can't make ends meets. This has just become a bunch of Crapitalism.

We still rely on fossil fuels and and deadly nuclear power when solar power is the obvious answer, except under a system of Crapitalism.

Crapitalism by Ozzy Drongo April 16, 2012

Crapitalism 

The innate tendency of capitalism to subvert democratic and idealistic tendencies in a government,profession or organization.

Corporate control of congress is crapitalism.

Crapitalism by astonished head December 10, 2010

crapitalism 

Use of political favor, force, or position to benefit a for-profit business, but calling it "free-market". Similar to "mercantilism" from Colonial times, where the success of a business depended on the power of The Crown. Use of "crapitalism" is meant to be disparaging, but can also be used to show the difference between actual free market enterprises and those that depend on government support.

Dude A: "Those big Wall Street banks makin' all that smack when I ain't got a job is why capitalism sucks." Dude B: "Da big bankers work in crapitalism. They'd be out of business if it wasn't for all that help they get from The Man."

crapitalism by scratchgolf November 16, 2009

Cataclismo mandaloriano 

A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!

User1: Cataclismo mandaloriano
User2: Cataclismo mandaloriano
A mod: ?ban @User1 @User2 reason: Cataclismo mandaloriano

Cataclismo mandaloriano by Caglarefek October 22, 2020

crapitalism 

quick-and-dirty uber-profits for the filthy stinking rich - and total crap for all the rest of us.

Here in the USA crapitalism has caused the world's largest gap between the super-rich lifestyles of the those at the top, and the steadily degenerating living conditions of the vast majority, while landfills continue to overfill with the broken, poorly-made junk that constitutes the "affordable" products for the masses.

crapitalism by VirgoGrrrlie January 21, 2011

crapitalism 

Sloganistic derivative of "capitalism", sometimes seen in graffiti and on placards.

Crap + capitalism = crapitalism.

Smash crapitalism!

crapitalism by annoyed anarchist May 7, 2004