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dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.
by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003
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Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.
*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"
by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009
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Music and Porn Computer

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.
Yo Giselle why you got two computers?

This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.
by artgod33 February 20, 2009
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computer-nerd

The only kind of boy that I would ever date.
You're a computer nerd?! Tell me, who's your favorite character on DS9 and are you for or against iframes..? ...SPIDERMAN MADE YOU GAY, TOO?! :D
by Drea May 7, 2003
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computer programmer

A person who designs and writes (codes) computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.
by Soulsphere May 7, 2008
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apple computer

Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.
by cough007 May 7, 2007
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computer fag

computer fag:

A person who has no friends or very little friends and plays gay games such as Runescape or World of Warcraft.

They use words such as "noob" and "pwn". Most male computer fags have never been laid. Ever. The words noob and pwn are just as gay as they are. They waste their life on faggish multiplayer online video games that consists of "magical" wizards and goblins. You know, gay shit like that. These people, often males, tend to be interested in Naruto and childish things. They also gather in online chat rooms and type out their fake actions, lie about being with women sexually, and usually think that they are in gangs.

The computer fag is the unmanliest being on the face of the planet. They should be shunned by us Non-Homos.
Matt: "Hey dude you see that kid over there."

Jusin: "Ya he's that fag that watches Naruto and still likes Pokemon."

Matt: "I know he is so gay. Last night he was playing Halo online with my brother and was calling him a noob and saying he pwned him and shit. He's such a computer fag."

Justin: "Really? Lets go kick his ass, then have sex with women."
by So Fuckin Manly April 14, 2008
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