Calan

The biggest gay boy in the world. He likes to spread his big booty cheeks for some BBC. Calan things he has an OG Mudbone size cock but actually just has a fat ass chode. Calan's are usually the little bitch of the group who everyone shits on.

Damn clench your cheeks Calan is coming.

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Clandy

Extremely slow in intellect and wit. Most often used to describe the simplest breed of cow milkers. The word also encompasses an aura of happiness in the face of dreaded hopelessness. For example, a person enjoying life living in a small cold dreary grey cow milking town would be described as ‘clandy’. Famously, a town in the South Island of New Zealand (Clandyboye) harboured a population of young men so strikingly fitting to the adjective, it took it as it’s namesake.

It’s always fine and dandy, Roy, when you’re living the life of a clandy boy.

by Ruffle Stiltskin July 6, 2022

Clan Living

A type of environment in which a group of people, typically a family, will live together sharing resources, and raising children as one unit. This is typically seen in impoverished areas of the world where food and money is scarce among individuals.

Speaker 1: How did Andrew and Tristan Tate get so wealthy?
Speaker 2: They do clan living bro

by Philosopher7 June 16, 2023

Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Skater Clan

Kids in Andover that are often judged by other kids in Andover. Brought together because all of them have fucked up lives or families, they don't judge much, from the outside they look like a bunch of stoners or druggies or creeps. Their differences bring them together and together they are a second family to make up for the ones they don't have. If you get a spot in the family, you'll always have a spot in the family and they'll always care about you.

"Dude, you know the Skater Clan?"
"I heard they're a bunch of stoner creeps."
"No way man, they're all wicked chill."

by anonomyousone November 12, 2011

coon clan

Any group of 5 rowdy boys that gather at night to smoke stogies and hunt raccoons with homemade weapons.

What happens in coon clan stays in coon clan

No adding

by Richolas July 6, 2017

The clank

The robotic form of Gonorrhea

I would totally fuck all the robotic characters from fallout 4, but I'm afraid I'll get the " the clank"

by Peptide October 12, 2017