Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 30, 2018

Spastic Colan

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,

Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Clanka

A derogatory term used by organics to describe droids, most commonly used on droids of the B1 type. Sometimes referred to as the C-word.

Look out it's a Clanka - A clone moments before death

by Fuck really, idk is taken? July 18, 2019

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

clanker

1. racial slur against droids

what a fucking clanker

by im under attack by a lesbian November 26, 2019

Clanker

A slur for robotic individuals.

A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)

by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

Clan Addiction Disorder

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.

A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)

by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012