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Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.
"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."
Colan by steph kurry December 30, 2018
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Spastic Colan 

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,
Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan
Spastic Colan by anonymous June 13, 2022
A derogatory term used by organics to describe droids, most commonly used on droids of the B1 type. Sometimes referred to as the C-word.
Look out it's a Clanka - A clone moments before death

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair
Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?
Clan Snack by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
1. racial slur against droids
what a fucking clanker
A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

Clan Addiction Disorder 

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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