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Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.
"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."
Colan by steph kurry December 30, 2018
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Spastic Colan 

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,
Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan
Spastic Colan by anonymous June 13, 2022
A derogatory term used by organics to describe droids, most commonly used on droids of the B1 type. Sometimes referred to as the C-word.
Look out it's a Clanka - A clone moments before death

Clan Snack

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?
Clan Snack by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
1. racial slur against droids
what a fucking clanker
A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

Clan Addiction Disorder 

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)