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chomp

a very violent iron composed creature that barks like a dog and is attatched to a chain
i have a chomp in my yard so thieves can't enter
by Andres Rodriguez September 3, 2005
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Clamped

A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals
I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!
by Yellow pages October 21, 2010
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South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009
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frog clamping

a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.
"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"
by ben head November 8, 2006
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Chomper

A term commonly used by baseball players that refers to a chew. Common examples of a "Chomper" may include, but are not limited to: Copenhagen, Skoal, and or Grizzly.
Chipper: Hey bro, can I get a Chomper?

Jones: Naw man, I'm fresh out
by BearTronOmega August 17, 2012
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Clampet

Pelosi is a clampet for saying have to pass it before you can read it.
by "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi March 11, 2017
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chomps

Dublin slang for XTC . Also see Yokes
I wanna get chomped out of me head ! Anybody doing Yokes tonight ?
by Jason Keegan March 11, 2005
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