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chelsea hall

If you have a chelsea hall keep her forever
by 121815apples March 12, 2017
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Chelsea Merrells

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
by Zenci May 1, 2022
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Chelsea High School

A high school located in shelby county, alabama. There mascot is a hornet but their colors are blue and white??? The school is ugly as fuck and the girls are uglier believe it or not. The school is 90% rednecks that somehow think their lifted 2004 chevys look sexy
Man, I was at Chelsea High School last night for a basketball game. That gym is a shit hole!
by Gatorade9980 January 14, 2019
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Chelsea Bun

Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes the woman's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the woman in the nose to give her a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.
*Bae runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on her face.*

Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"

Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."

Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."

*High 5*
by ReubenGabriel22 March 14, 2015
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Chelsea hair

A haircut often worn by women in the punk scene. The head is shaved except the bangs. Also a common 'lesbian style' hair cut. They're beautiful!
In the comics Tank Girl, Sub Girl and Tank Girl both have chelsea hair.
by glitterandmagicandrainbows September 29, 2010
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Chelsea

A girl / woman with huge bountiful bouncing breasts. Kind heart behind the breasts and always worth a few laughs when you hangout with one.
Damn Chelsea you have huge knockers.
by loverandfighter69 September 15, 2014
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Chelsea, Alabama.

Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012
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