contentious

tending to argument or strife; quarrelsome

Me and my ex broke up because she was to contentious

by Bababooie May 25, 2008

Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

by J. Malik April 29, 2006

convention-drunk

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy

1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!

by Si Sless January 18, 2010

donk contest

A car show in Austin, Texas which serves as one of the many vessels for Russians to launder money and sow discord in America.

Did Deykon take those Russian's money for this year's Donk Contest again?

by Paul Manafort October 10, 2018

out of context joke

A joke that (mostly surprisingly) includes something out of context.

Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.

There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.

Examples for out of context jokes:

"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"

or

"Why didn't you do your homework?"

"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "

by huwerlyare September 25, 2013

concentration tongue

Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.

Billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out.

by Chibi Jeeb December 27, 2010

Chij Katong convent

Where most educated lesbians who are good in literature and arts are born

Your a chij Katong convent girl? That explains alot

by #smeggzy August 15, 2021