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Sicilian Baseball

A word used by Mobsters in the early 70's, to where a man grabs a baseball bat and smashes the kneecaps of his victim.
Mobster: Alright, lets take him out back and play Sicilian Baseball

Recruit: O.K.
by BrooklynsTyrant April 23, 2009
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Bittie Baseball

A newly popular game among rowdy college guys in which guys compete to see how many "bitties" they can score. Each girl is worth one win. The friend that ends up with the most wins or girls fucked within the baseball season (one college semester) wins.
That guy sleeps with so many girls that there is no way he's not winning his bittie baseball league.

Lets play bittie baseball and hook up with some girls!
by Ell Dee January 24, 2011
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greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.
"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"
by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017
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sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 5, 2004
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weed baseball

When a group of people stand in a circle then the first person takes a hit then passes the joint with out exhaling the smoke until it goes around the circle and the joint comes back to him/her, every person in the circle does the same as they pass it around, when the joint goes all the way around the circle it equals 1 run. Needs to be 3 or more people in the rotation
Person #1: there are too many people smoking to get high
Person #2: let's get in a circle and play weed baseball with the joint and see how many runs we get
Person #1: yea lets do it
by Backwoods ant June 26, 2017
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C team baseball

The funny thing about young boys at Fort Collins High school C team baseball where a group of boys sucked and jerked each other off in the back of a bus and got caught
Teacher: “ make sure to go to the C team baseball game this thursday.”
Class: *hahahahaha* *chuckles* *giggles*
by The ball handler April 5, 2022
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pulling a baseball

1) Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol causing you to total various amounts of crappy cars and wake up in various place with no recollection of where your shoes are or playing an imaginary game of poker in the front seat of a car and losing.

2) Pick up the phone during intercourse and having friend from overseas talk to girlfriend while it is taking place.

3)getting caught by a super hero having sexual relations while dress as a pirate with another pirate.
"my friend is so good at pulling a baseball nobody likes him."
by hamma bo hamma April 30, 2008
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