attention whore

Moriah....

she that chick talking to that kid over there she is such an attention whore reminds me of moriah...

by OMGSHIT! April 2, 2009

attentionworld

A gathering of pervy people highly inclined to masterbate and autohit.

"Were you in that attentionworld last night? It was flamin'."

by Laurelina August 21, 2006

attention whore

a person who will do anything to get attention

Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

at attention

refers to a male’s penis when it is hard; a phrase to describe a boner

Being at attention around my family was so embarrassing.

by 🔪 February 25, 2021

attention cutters

please see emo cutters

omg those emo kids are SUCH attention cutters.

by HB BG Taber July 12, 2006

Attention Defecit Disorder

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.

Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**

by The English Gent November 20, 2007