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Thrombosis of the poop shoot 

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Related Words

Faux poop scoop 

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
Faux poop scoop by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009

Flinging Poop

"Joe was flinging poop when I told him I crashed his car"
Flinging Poop by monkeymagic4 October 18, 2009

Creamed Poop 

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.
Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.
Creamed Poop by stan mig January 11, 2011

Wizard Poop 

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.
Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!
Wizard Poop by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013

Pre-poop 

This happens right before pushing out a huge tank
Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.

Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"
Pre-poop by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013