Chocolate attack

As used from De La Soul from the Feel Good Inc. track from Gorillaz. Chocolate attack means dumping alot of shit on someone's head, While sleeping, It's rare for people to do this, But it's happened before!

On 3 we will Chocolate attack Andrew!

Chocolate attack by GorillazFanXOXO April 20, 2018

Attempted boyfriend stealer 

A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.

Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"

Attempted boyfriend stealer by Madbitch:) December 15, 2009

attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) 

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.

Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!

attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) by Granuppie January 13, 2010

boss attitude 

boss attitude is the mental or physical state of being on top. the king of the fucking jungle. also related to B.A.

dude did you you see my new system?
yeah bro! its totally boss attitude!!

boss attitude by weller13 October 9, 2008

Cambridge attitude

The attitude adopted by many of those either working or studying at the University of Cambridge, or by those who have worked or studied there in the past.

Defining characteristics of the “Cambridge attitude" include:

- total failure to acknowledge even the existence of co-workers considered to be of a lower status;
- feeling of complete superiority over everybody, particularly anybody judged to be non-“Cambridge”;
- utter inability to relate socially to those considered to be of a lower class;
- astonishment, confusion and nausea when somebody judged to be of a lower status turns out to be better than them at something;
- refusal to accept the value of degree courses at other institutions (apart from Oxford, known as The Other Place).

Janine: “Would you believe I have shared an office with Hermione for 14 years and yet she only said ‘Hello’ to me for the first time last Tuesday?”
Dave: “I did try to tell you that she has a bit of a Cambridge attitude, didn’t I? Only this morning she shut the lift door in my face, and yesterday she pushed in front of me at the photocopier.”
Janine: “Yes, but even so, I am the managing director…”

Cambridge attitude by HenryHVC October 30, 2011

overly attached crazy girlfriend mode 

Overly attached crazy girlfriend mode, is when a girl gets extremely suspicious and wants all of your passwords and easy access to your phone. That said girlfriend usually has a low self esteem and thinks that you're trying to "chat up" or "hook up" with other girls behind her back. She starts to question everything you say and do.

Mallory: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS!
Ryan: SCREW YOU, I'M SICK OF YOU GOING ALL OVERLY ATTACHED CRAZY GIRLFRIEND MODE ON ME!

casey: why did you break up?
Liam: she started to get to be controlling and it was really weird.

casey: mann I told her not to get on that overly attached crazy girlfriend mode.

liam: yeah well she didn't take you seriously, i guess.

overly attached crazy girlfriend mode by MilkyMonkey143 November 10, 2013

giant panda attack 

To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP

"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"

giant panda attack by David Lev April 22, 2006