Fred Willard

The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.

"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"

by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012

Will It Blend?

A internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson to show his company's blender is the world's most powerful blender. He created short videos of his blender liquefying Plungers, Light Bulbs, Rake Handles, Toy Dolls, Cell Phones and even an Ipod and posted them on YouTube. Via free word of mouth and internet blogging Dickson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.

"Will It Blend? That is the question!"
"Don't Breathe This!"

by JangleRadio April 5, 2007

fire at will

Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.

OK company, they've cleared, reload and fire at will.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

God's Will

A religious persons way of exonerating themselves of all responsibility, and all guilt that may result from the consequences of the choices they make.

Alex: I can't believe you ran over a little kid, you shouldn't have been doing coke while you were driving.
Jacob: Maybe not but you know that's just God's will.

by RobTheReef June 29, 2009

Will

You just spend eternity with me ❤️❤️❤️

Then I will be complete ❤️❤️❤️

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 10, 2023

Will

Something you say, after, "if there is a" and before, "there is a way" next to your friend named Will. It is an excellent way to piss off a Will because they hear that lameass joke about 20 times every day and will likely want you dead if you do so as well.

If there is a Will, there is a way!! Hahaha!!.... Pls don't hurt me...

by Hillbilly Will November 30, 2018

will

Will is just a cool, easy-going guy. He is basically the definition of weird, but that's what everyone loves about him; also the fact he's not afraid to admit it. He's nice, smart, and is the one person you can talk to about anything and if he can't help you, he'll try to make you feel better. He doesn't look for anyone to date and he mostly cares about your personality and how you show respect. He loves, sports, writing, and all of his friends and family.

It's cool that Will can be so understanding. He's one cool dude.

by Flashgame May 26, 2016