uber-relativism

a self defining word for those so far left that they have fallen off the acceptance end of relativistic scale that they are now no longer capable of discerning between any two things.

Uber-relativism describes people that are so wishy washy that they can no longer tell right from wrong because either way something will be "discriminated" against

by SethHuhn May 2, 2011

über drunk

Being so shitfaced that you can't possibly drive and need to call Über to pick yo drunk-ass up.

Yo dawg I don't remember how I got home last night, I must have been über drunk.

by Ik0804 March 17, 2015

Uber yak

When you vomit on the uber ride home from a party, bar or event.

Dude, I was so hammered after the Best Coast Beer Fest that I uber yaked on the ride home.

by FreddieFred July 21, 2016

Uber Mint

Very Fresh or Very Cool
Referring to something which is hip

My coffee this morning was uber mint.

by Airbenderboy11 September 20, 2016

Uber Whore

Usually a female who always has a need to take the front passenger seat of the Über vehicle so she can engage with the driver.

Linda is such an Über whore. She is so bad, even when it's raining, Linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. It doesn't matter to her if even her boyfriend is the only other passenger! What a Uber Whore!

by meigs man November 28, 2016

uber minute

Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)

I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.

by Uberminute January 11, 2017

uber ditch

When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched

Uber Ditch u call a cab their on their way and they change destination & close their phone

by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019