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stripper brain

The condition in which a person, typically a woman, can no longer function in a positive sexual relationship without manipulation towards consistent monetary gain.

Empty sexual relationships with uncharismatic partners are symptomatic of this condition.

This condition is known to have been caused by extensive training and real world experience at strip club facilities around the world. There are however, documented cases of stripper brain absent formal training. Some studies show a link to cocaine and other hard drugs, but critics cite that stripper brain may itself be a causal factor towards drug use.
You know em when you see em. Anecdotal data suggest a large proportion of persons with "stripper brain" to have the following names; Destiny, Summer, Season, Ginger, Crystal, Candy, Angel, Raven, Mercedes, and Marco.
by Dr.Juliodd May 13, 2011
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Alpha Stripper

A stripper who just dominates you....sees you coming...takes control and drains your wallet. There hot, dirty and experienced and you cant resist. Often of Brazillian decent.
"Bro u see matt just melt with that alpha stripper, he just dropped $80 on a lappy"

"Bro the alpha is here, i need help"

"The alpha has just dominated me man, she's incredible, i just can't resist"
by SG Dweller December 21, 2008
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The heart stopper

A sexual Manuever.

Performed by picking up various hookers, and driving them off a cliff.
I gave a couple hookers The Heart Stopper last night... They're dead.
by Matt Kelly April 7, 2007
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Stripper Twat

When a woman's vagina smells so bad, it's like that whiff you get at a strip club from a woman who has been "working" all day.

Or: The typical diet of a stripper that results in a foul bodily by-product, aka, ( vaginal fluid ) from smoking cigarrets, vomiting their lunch/dinner, Alcohol, abuse of astringent drugs and that dreaded lack of hygiene... wiping thier poop foward instead of backwards.
The girl I went out with last night took her panties off when we got back to my place. She wreaked of "stripper twat". It was so bad that it made my Cat's litter box smell like a bouque of freshly picked flowers.
by gunshowjsm July 6, 2010
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the lukewalton stopper

The new name giving to Dwayne Wade of the miami heat. Rather than guarding the shorter and smaller Kobe Bryant, he would rather guard the taller and bigger Luke Walton. However, I do have to give him credit for shutting down Luke on national tv on MLK day. From this day forward, DWade will be known as the "luke walton stopper". The following names are no longer valid:
Dwade
Dfade
Dwayne Wade
Chancie: The lukeWalton stopper is amazing!

ErieVern: Yeah, he took 25 freethrows and scored 34 pts.
by thegreatone0604 January 18, 2007
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Strapperette

The significant other of a Big Strapper. Gains this title after a few years of putting up with in's and out's of what it takes to be a truckers wife/girlfriend . Basically the Big Strappers partner in crime.
Strapperette

Also See "Big Strapper"
by GE_JPD March 16, 2009
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Strippertute

Strippers who prostitute with John's to support their addictions
(Strippertute)
(prostitute)
(stripper)
(crack ho)
by John #69 February 19, 2011
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