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Squirmish

The fight between yoda and the old senetor/emperor guy from star wars episode 3.
at target there was a toy pack that included yoda,old guy and those white trooper guys with plastic armor called the squirmish of the senate pack.
by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011
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squirl

a hot bitches puss. used in same manner a beaver.
Check out that squirl. Damn J Lyn is a nice squirl. Cant believe shes a chemist!
by LBpeckerwood February 5, 2007
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Squiffy

When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.
i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.
by DarrylLewis1990 July 1, 2008
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squiff

skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.
That homo is squiff as a carebear!
by worm September 19, 2003
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squiffy

The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something
at 2pm
Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..
Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!
by Big C Dog January 15, 2008
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Squirp

The sound a penguin makes. It is as simple as that.

As for the history, the word originated from the Latin word "Siquidem." The meaning of this word was believed to have reference to horses put to strenuous work out on the farms. It is suspected that this word was created by means of worker's colloquialism, but was soon recognized as a word of value. Originally, it was a word to express frustration for when a horse would reach its limit and lay to rest in the dirt. This was a costly action for the farmers then had to return to farm in fetch of a stronger horse. A farmer in such position would vent, "Siquidem!" Soon after becoming a commonly used word among all, the meaning, like many words, was changed to show discontent in reference to any of the smallest annoyances. In consideration to a penguin, it is not a secret that when the Couptionises species and the Hornt species mated, none other than the Penguin was created. Both species were famous for their ability of constant annoyance and it brought fear the the penguin, containing traits from both, would be unbearable. Before any real proof of such bothersome ways, it developed the nickname "Squirp" as a shortened version of "Siquidem." Soon discovering the only irritating part about the penguin was its way of communication, this noise was then awarded name of "Squirp" when the animial itself was offically named "Penguin"
Did you hear that penguin squirp!?
by wags1331 August 13, 2010
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Squilf

A squirting MILF, most notably while having an orgasm. The squirt itself is a lot of vaginal juice jettisoned at a high rate of speed, much like a leaking water balloon, but with more force. Can either be used as a noun or a verb.
Lane: Yo cuz, I got hosed down last night by this hardcore Mommy.
Matt: Mmmm - classy. She squilfed all over you?
Lane: Yeah, but she waited till I pulled it out haw haw haw (v.)

Matt: I was at the mall just now and saw these two lesbo squilfs trying to dyke it out by the smoothie stand. The one Mom was drizzing under the table - swear!
Lane: Nasty! *goes off to watch* (n.)
by Witkins September 10, 2013
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