Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011

sharpening

When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.

I went to Georges house to do some hardcore sharpening today

by Banter1235 March 15, 2014

Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

sharpei

When you are a drama kid who's spot is taken over by two people who have no theater experience at all. Because this is obviously unfair, you are now seen as the villain just because you believe that you should have the main role in the Spring Musical.

Sharpei deserved better because she obviously was the better fit for the school musical. In fact, Troy and Gabriella were late to the callbacks and auditions.

by tqueen82 May 20, 2017

morning sharpner

Having a shot of hard liquor in the morning

You got a morning sharpner mate?

by jcd June 7, 2003